CAPRA "If I Was"

CAPRA "If I Was" Lyrics

CAPRA "IF I WAS"

IF I WAS MICHAEL JACKSON YOU WOULD DANCE WITH ME -- HOOOO

MY DADDY DRIVES A TRUCK AND MAMA'S A BEAUTICIAN
FREE HAIRCUT WITH A BOX OF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
CARPOOL TO GRADE SCHOOL WHILE EATIN' A POP TART
WHILE YOU WERE GETTING DRIVEN IN A LINCOLN TOWN CAR
ONE TEACHER 30 STUDENTS, TAKIN' IT IN
WHILE 30 TEACHERS TAUGHT YOU 30 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
I'D HAVE TO WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS TO GET A SKATEBOARD
WHILE "MY LITTLE PONY" MEANT YOU KEPT IT IN A STABLE
ONE PAIR, OF SHOES A YEAR
YOU WOULD NEVER WEAR THE SAME PAIR TWICE
IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR SOUL
THAT'S WHAT YOU'D GET, AND I'D GIVE WHAT I GOT

CHORUS:
IF I WAS MICHAEL JACKSON YOU WOULD DANCE WITH ME
IF I WAS TOM CRUISE YOU WOULD TRY TO MARRY ME
IF I WAS JUSTIN BIEBER YOU WOULD ROCK MY CRADLE
IF I WAS GOD YOU'D TO BE MY ANGEL
I COULD BE ALL THAT YOU WANT AND MORE
IF I WAS DAVID BECKHAM YOU WOULD ALWAYS LET ME SCORE
BUT I'M NOT AND I'M NEVER GONNA BE
SO SHE DON'T REALLY WANNA, SHE DON'T WANNA BE WITH ME

MY MOTHER KEEPS A CABINET OF PORCELAIN JARS
WHILE YOUR FATHER KEEPS AN ARMOIRE OF CUBAN CIGARS
A 6 MONTH LEASE ON A STATION WAGON
WHILE YOUR POPS PAID CASH FOR A ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM
INTERIOR, ITALIAN, A-DECKED OUT
IKEA, NO INTEREST, AND SELF CHECK OUT
YOUR UNCLE MADE MILLIONS FLEEING FROM THE STOCK MARKET
MY UNCLE MAKES A LIVING SELLING TRINKETS AT THE FLEA MARKET
ROLEX, PLATINUM DIAMONDS
MY FOSSIL IS LITERALLY FOSSILIZED
OH, THE RICH, I GOT, MY FATHER
GAVE WHAT HE HAD, AND I GOT WHAT I GOT

SHE DON'T WANT, SHE DON'T WANNA BE WITH ME

BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE ON THE COVER OF ROLLING STONE, OH NO
WELL I'M NOT GONNA BUY YOU A YACHT
LEPRECHAUN KEEP SEARCHING FOR YOUR POT OF GOLD

SHE WOULD WANT TO BE WITH ME
IF I WAS, DONALD TRUMP SHE'D LOVE ME FOR ALL MY MONEY

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CAPRA "If I Was" Official Lyric Video

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Exciting Times in All Our Minds

Good day CAPRAnauts! It's a beautiful day here in Los Angeles, the sun has found it's shine, the air is crisp with spring love, and above all WE HAVE FINALLY COMPLETED OUR DEBUT ALBUM!!!!!!! We are overwhelmed with joy, it is a huge accomplishment for us as band and we cannot wait to share this beast with the world. Especially those of you who have patiently supported us through this epic journey; making this album has been similar to a space excursion through the vortex of creation. Which leads into our next bit of news, our debut album will be titled COME BACK TO EARTH. An explanation you ask....? Well in short, given the experience of creating this album, we feel we've gained a new perspective, looked from the outside in, similar to seeing the earth from the moon and not from where you're currently standing inside the marble. However, interpret it as you see fit. Whether you use the phrase for internal speculation or chant it to the establishment, COME BACK TO EARTH is yours to embellish; positively of course :-) In other news, we've put up a new website www.capramusic.com as well as new t-shirts and some sexy CAPRA booty shorts on our merch store www.caprastore.com for your fashionable selves. Check em' out, wear em' out, spread the love! We've also started booking a bunch of SHOWS! We're playing April 9th at the Viper Room on Sunset Blvd and we also have a residency there throughout the month of May to name a few, check the new website for more. The fan responses to all the new material has been amazing!!!!! Thanks to all of you CAPRAnauts that have been coming out, we love you guys and we can't wait to perform for you all again. Very exciting times ahead, stay tuned cause CAPRA's blasting off this biiitch. And if ya don't know then now ya know!
Love,
The Funky Astronauts

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